Kids are messy and unpredictable. It’s a fact.
As I write this post I am dealing with clean up efforts in my basement from a (thankfully, fairly minor!) sewer backup after someone flushed items they should not. (Excess dental floss, in case you wondered.) And, in the last six months I have also had to clean up dark purple nail polish from a travertine floor after a bottle slipped from little fingers while it was being handed over to mommy. Good times indeed!